Dave Portnoy displayed a rare bit of humility on Friday’s episode of of Barstool Sports Advisors.
“The man in the suit is in shambles for the first time we have been doing the show. Everything is off. I stink.”
Portnoy was coming off a 2-4 Week 6 and was 14-22-1 (Mortals 1-5) on the season. However, Week 7 proved to be lucky for Portnoy. He went a perfect 5-0 and his mortal lock was a no-sweat winner as the Raiders (-3) easily beat the Eagles.
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Kansas City Chiefs vs. Tennessee Titans
Dave Portnoy
The pick: Titans +5.5
“The Titans have been Jekyll & Hyde. This seems like a rat.”
Stu
The pick: Titans +5.5
“Whatever you (Big Cat) takes I’m going the opposite. Does Mike Vrabel have a lazy eye? I think they will be able to control the Chiefs. Every game from now forward in the AFC is going to be a war.
Big Cat
The pick: Chiefs -5.5, Over 57
Final score: Titans 27, Chiefs 3
New York Jets vs. New England Patriots
Dave
The pick: Patriots -7
“I take the Patriots every week. They should have one loss. They shouldn’t be laying seven against anyone.”
Stu
The pick: Jets +7
“I’m in a dilemma because I’ve sworn off taking the Jets but the Patriots can’t cover a number right now. They are playing good and they are in every game but the Jets will keep in close.”
Big Cat
The pick: Patriots -7, Over 42.5
Final score: Patriots 54, Jets 13
Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens
Dave
The pick: Bengals +6.5
“I love the Bengals here. I’m still not sold on the Ravens. The Bengals are a legit playoff team and I’m going to sprinkle some moneyline.”
Stu
The pick: Bengals +6.5
“Joe Burrow, all he does is cover. He does everything great. “
Big Cat
The pick: Bengals +6.5
Final score: Bengals 41, Ravens 17
Philadelphia Eagles vs. Las Vegas Raiders
Dave
The pick: Raiders -3
“How long does the interim coach effect work? I think it’s four games and I think they make a run and get this going. Eagles stink.”
Stu
The pick: Eagles +3
“It’s against the grain and it’s against sucker money. I like the Eagles scheme. I think they are very intelligent. I think Sirianni is no moron. They will beat the Raiders outright.”
Big Cat
The pick: Raiders -3, Over 49
“Rich Bisaccia is a football guy. He cried for his team before the game.”
Final score: Raiders 33, Eagles 22
Indianapolis Colts vs. San Francisco 49ers
Dave
The pick: Colts +4
“Another game I have no clue about and 49ers I have no feel about. I’ve said the Colts make a run at the playoffs.
Stu
The pick: no pick
Big Cat
The pick: 49ers -4
Final score: Colts 30, 49ers 18
Barstool Sports Advisors Week 7 “mortal locks”
Dave
The pick: Raiders -3
“I think this interim thing lasts longer. I think the Raiders make a run. I’m gonna root for these Raiders.”
Final score: Raiders 33, Eagles 22
Stu
The pick: Giants +3
“Giants. All I do is win.”
Final score: Giants 25, Panthers 3
Big Cat
The pick: Falcons -2.5
Final score: Falcons 30, Dolphins 28
Barstool Sports Advisors NFL record
Barstool Advisors Week 7 record
- Portnoy: 5-0
- Stu Feiner: 3-2
- Big Cat: 5-5
Barstool Advisors season record
(Sunday picks only included in overall record)
- Portnoy: 19-22-1 (Mortals 2-5)
- Stu Feiner: 18-16-1 (Mortals 3-4)
- Big Cat: 22-32-1 (Mortals 2-5)
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Big Cat’s Can’t Lose Parlay Week 7: Packers to win; Patriots to win; Over 48.5 points in Chiefs vs. Titans; Rams -6.5; 49ers to win boosted from +305 to +450. (lost)
Big Cat’s Can’t Lose Parlay Record NFL 2021: 3-4
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